I am Kathy. I just learned I am really a witch.



LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

thecatsmustbecrazy:

morning

I love cats but this is creepy.

thecatsmustbecrazy:

morning

I love cats but this is creepy.

I miss Bailey cat. :(

realgrumpycat:

The Daily Grump | April 9, 2013

“No Sarah. It’s not ‘Alice in Underwear. It’s ‘Alice in Wonderland.”

Happy Birthday, Chris! :)

Happy Birthday, Chris! :)

Freecycle

This was posted on my freecycle this morning:

From:
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Looking for thongs and panties size 8 or xl. Looking for att or tmobile
cell phone. Bras size 38-40d


That’s not creepy.